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WHO IS JASON GENOVA?




"You might as well ask "What is the meaning of life?". That's how complicated the question "Who is Jason Genova?" is. You won't get the answer from a book or from someone on an internet forum. You have to experience it. The videos, the Facebook posts, the instagram pictures, the radio talk shows all form a vast and complicated web that one must do his best to keep track of. Maybe one day you'll understand." --Misc user SkinnyMexican

"Trying to explain Genova is basically like trying to explain a large fictional fantasy world now. Genova needs a wiki explaining events, people, phrases, items, like Lord of the Rings or the marvel universe would have." --Unknown Misc user

"... There is an idea of a Jason Genova, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real Jason, only an entity, something illusory, and though he can hide his cold gaze and you can shake his hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense your lifestyles are probably comparable: Jason simply is not there. He has all the characteristics of a human being -- flesh, blood, skin, hair -- but his depersonalization is so intense, has gone so deep, that normal ability to feel compassion had been eradicated, the victim of a slow, purposeful erasure. He is simply imitating reality, a rough resemblance of a human being, with only a dim corner of his mind functioning" --Unknown


VITAL STATISTICS




Name: Jason Howard Genova

Ethnicity: Jewish (mother), Italian? (father)

Occupation: /Bodybuilder, powerlifter, UFC fighter, music musician, bagboy, air conditioner

Born: February 22, 1985
Northridge, California, USA

Resides: Boynton Beach, Florida, USA

Height: 5 foot 6.5 inches

Weight: 180 lbs "contest condition"
230 lbs off season Hindenburg condition

Best bodybuilding competition finish: 3rd place (out of 3 competitors), Ruby Championships, light heavyweight division, September 2015

Best lifts (confirmed on camera):

Bench: 340 lbs

Deadlift: 475 lbs

Overhead push press: 235 lbs

Squat: Unknown (depth too shitty, help from a spotter)



BACKSTORY: "Dancing in the piss"


The Pissening Saga of the Dark Lord Spaniard, Solanum tuberosum L., Sith Lord Jason Genova. I would say more but ... can't talk.

Since Arnold's retirement, bodybuilding had suffered from a succession of boring one-note IFBB pros. The pro game in bodybuilding was dying an ignominious death. Spirits were low, Ronnie Coleman and Jay Cutler considered retirement and going into Gay4Pay (G4P) full time, Joe Weider considered shutting down the IFBB, supplement sales were at an all time low, bodybuilding.com was about to shut down and transition into a gay porn site, with all of this leaving bodybuilding dead on its feet. That all changed in 2009: the fog of despair surrounding the pro game was lifted, supplement sales shot through the roof, Joe Weider gave the go-ahead for the 2009 Mr. Olympia to proceed, and most top IFBB pros cut back on their G4P and focused on bodybuilding.

The reason for this optimism? A YouTube channel was launched in 2009. http://www.youtube.com/user/TheJasongenova. It showcased the enthusiasm, dedication, and willingness to sacrifice one's body for bodybuilding that one young man had. This young man's name was Jason Genova. He gave up a career as a semi-pro UFC fighter and a potential career as a world class powerlifter (he allegedly squatted 450 pounds ass to grass as an 18 year old natty after only training UFC. Unfortunately, his first of many major car accidents prevented him from ever performing this feat again). This small YouTube channel and cocky bodybuilding personality single handedly saved bodybuilding while subsisting on a diet consisting entirely of Blackstone Labs pro hormones and water from Dunkin' Donuts.

The Pissening video that started it all: My Storie Part 1. Here is a very young Genova, barely out of his UFC/Powerlifting career, yet you can see the genetic gifts and potential. "My Story" was a series of 8+ videos produced by Jason on his old YouTube channel. Unfortunately, only a few of the videos survive. See the "Cliff Notes" section of this website for more in-depth details on the incredible life and career of Jason Howard Genova.

"Oh, it's great fun. You could not possibly be depressed living with Jason, because he's always saying something hilarious. Like you said, it IS non-stop, but I honestly don't find it annoying, I find it to be like non-stop entertainment." --Ian McCarthy on what it was like living with Jason Genova (a.k.a. Janoy Cresva, a.k.a. JCream, a.k.a. Jason Giovanni) for a week


History



Jason being washed as a young child. Though potatoes can copy human characteristics, they never learn how to wash themselves.

On February 22nd, 1985, a young potato by the name of Jason Genova was plucked from the ripe California soil by a kindly Jewish couple and transported to the fine state of Florida where he could grow up free from the predjudices of the paleo loving citzens of California directed against tubers and other starchy carbohydrates. Little is known of Jason's early life. We can surmise that he was never an A student during his schoolboy years and his lack of a GED adds to that impression; an illustration of this is an anecdote from the time he tried out for the football team (from a guy who knew Jason from high school, posted by Andrew on The Misc):

"Jason once tried out for the Varsity football team, the guys who were on the team used to fuck with him. One of the things they once had him do, was put on all of his gear and tell him, in order to make the team he had to tackle a tree. So Jason chrged full speed at the same tree over and over trying to tackle it and take it down. Each time he'd try to tackle it and it wouldnt go down he got more and more angry. Finally someone let him in on the prank and he supposedly stormed off."

With that insight into Jason's educational adventure we skip forward in time to the "My Storie" video; Jason has gotten his foot on the employment ladder and is a bag boy at the US shopping chain "Publix" (despite being sent home a few times by management for stinking too badly,) he has also forgone his promising powerlifting/UFC career after the death of his girlfriend sent him into a spiral of anti depressants and gay porn. With his job in Publix in hand and his dead girlfriend/G4P past firmly in his rear view mirror, Jason decided to dedicate himself once more to the art of physical well being and health by taking up the drug fueled, corrupt, homo erotic sport of bodybuilding to honour his dead father. Little did he know how successful he would be at the sport and how much influence he would gain.

Shortly after his historic decision to enter the sport of bodybuilding, Genova picked up a film crew by the names "Jonas" and "Joey Joe Joe". They filmed the first "My Storie" Video and we caught the first glimpse of Jason's changeling nature with his first AKA Giovanni. To this day no one knows the true reason for Jason creating a new name for himself. Did he forget how to pronounce Genova? Was he trying to separate the real Jason from the fictional character he was going to become? Was this the first indication that The Claw had a mind of its own?

We will never know what truly permeates the starchy confines of the Spaniard's soft potatoey head, what compels him to utter inanities while twirling on the spot like a tea-pot. But we are grateful, as the ever increasing rate of his nicknames/aka's suggest he is shaking of the human conditioning instilled in him by his parents and is preparing to return to the soil as his grasp of reality loosens. Witness in his latest videos the twirling fingers, twitches as he prepares to become a root vegetable once again. There is however another presence in Jason's life (aside from all the homos pretending to be chicks in an effort to get pics of the Spaniards spicy chorizo) it is: "The Claw." No one knows when it first appeared, only that it exists.

Big Lenny, another legendary figure who would later go down in history, met Jason in the gym one day after he witnessed him doing an intense set of leg press. According to Lenny, Jason got a stack of papers from the front desk, signed his name on them, and passed them out to everyone in the gym. He told them that today was their lucky day because they were getting his autograph for free. In another year, they would be paying for it. The Iron Prophet turned out to be right.

"His self aggrandizing delusions are an exaggerated apex representation of modern society in the social media/selfie generation as a whole (or maybe humans have always been this way but modernity has exposed this fact, I don't know!): Everyone thinks far too highly of themselves. But this is especially pronounced among those who should be least likely to overestimate themselves and have evidence to the contrary staring them in the face. It culminates with Genova, a man with practically zero discernable positive or extraordinary features and a seemingly endless list of negative traints, and yet he believes himself to be a virtuous saint who's excellence has propelled him to celebrity status. It's fascinating watching the cognitive dissonance occur in real time; he's incapable of reconciling obvious external feedback with a hyper-inflated inner perception of his practical godliness.

I fell off with Genova and the misfits for a few months, but I began following again after Janoy said he liked Coath PJ more than Coath Adam and confessed in private when he didn't know he was being filmed that he didn't like Coath Adam very much. This is especially profound because Adam was literally the only one who got Genova measurably closer to the god-like figure he perceives himself to already be. But the stern manner in which Adam acted as a literal father figure and coach demanded that Jason defer and submit somewhat to his authority. This threatened Jason's internal perception and ego; and this No Es Livin La Vida Genova.

You can more or less generalize Genova's behavior and self-perception to most human beings to a MUCH lesser extent and it sometimes offers insightful explanations for their (our?) behavior which are logically and philosophically consistent.

The next time you think you're special in some way or good at something or even above average, remember that Jason Genova thinks he's a good bodybuilder. Maybe you suck." --FitMisc user PublixBagboy

The Piss Lord showing how lean his glutes are.

Jason Genova academy


Cliff notes of the Jason Genova saga (Last update June 24, 2020) - If you're one of those losers who doesn't spend hours a day watching all of Jason's YouTube videos and all of his other social media outlets, keep yourself up to date with the storyline here.

Cast of characters of the Genovaverse - Learn more about the various other characters who are also part of the most epic bodybuilding soap opera in existence (makes Pumping Iron look like a pile of puke!).

Legendary items of the Genovaverse

Quotations from The Man Getter - See for yourself the greatest unintentional comedic genius of our time.

Nicknames

Sickening pissening glossary of terms - Learn to speak the secret language of Jason Genova and the Genova's Witnesses.

Genova's Witnesses, the religion of Jason "The Iron Prophet" Genova - Are you bored? Depressed? Has your life lost all meaning after failing to attain Zyzz's physique naturally? Become a Genova's Witness and hear the gospel on how accepting Jason Genova into your heart as your personal god and messiah can save your life, and how subscribing to His YouTube channel holds the key to eternal ments.

Jason Genova anatomy chart

Banned videos - Too hot for YouTube!

Hygiene - An in-depth analysis of Jason Genova's literally sickening personal hygiene.

The Claw

Blahapedia - Jason Blaha is another YouTube fitness celery who once had some association with Jason Genova, but severed all ties with him after being Order 66'd. Unlike Genova, who is still endearing despite all of his faults, we at Genovapedia have no love for Blaha. All of the Delray Misfits issued a lifetime Order 66 against Jason Blaha; as loyal pisstroopers, this is our contribution to the war effort.

Fan buddy links - Other websites and YouTube channels from prominent Genova's Witnesses who dedicate their lives to The Ment.


Genovapedia news


-September 14, 2018: Added Diana Maybrook and Emma to the Cast of Characters section on the eve of Mr. Olympia weekend. Also added the story of how Big Lenny met Jason in the intro blurb on the front page.

-December 15, 2017: Added a new faction to Cast of Characters, Blackstone Labs, along with Cody Montgomery and Coath Karen.

-August 29, 2017: Modernized many of the Cast of Characters entries to reflect current events. Next on the agenda is adding entirely new entries for new characters.

-August 19, 2017: Cliff notes are now complete and will be updated on an ongoing basis! Next on the agenda is a major update to the Cast of Characters page.

-July 08, 2017: Keep checking the "Last update" date beside the Cliffs Notes link. I'm going to work on this every day now but it will take at least a month to update all the happenings to the present day.

-December 31, 2016: The Genovapedia is back and badder than ever! And by badder I don't mean not gooder! New Cliffs, updated character profiles and new quotes all coming within these next few days.

-November 05, 2016: Quick announcement that this website is not dead, but pressing matters have put a delay on updates. It's estimated that resumption of updates will begin in December 2016.

-May 22, 2016: Blahapedia is pretty much done. Added "White Chocolate Blasts Andrew" to Banned Videos.

-March 27, 2016: Added the Blahapedia to the main page, a character in the Genovaverse who will now get a whole section devoted to him. This is a major project that will be improved and updated as time goes on.

-March 19, 2016: Gave Aaron Singerman a new quote in his Cast of Characters entry to give an interesting insight into Genova's behaviour when he's off medication. Added some new quotes to the Quotes section: Jason's reaction to Leroy Colbert's death, Jason wanting to steal some pennies out of a fountain, Jason calling himself an ancient dolphin from the '70s. Added the terms "Cookie cutter" and "Mellon" to the glossary.

-January 03, 2016: Updated PJ Braun and Aaron Singerman's entry in cast of characters with interesting new details about the creation of Blackstone Labs, and why they split with Iron Mag Labs (it involved Jason!), as well as an incident about PJ getting kicked out of a Slipknot concert. Created a new era for post-Ruby events in Cliff Notes, "The Year of the Monkey Prick" and all events to this date have now been updated. I won't bother pointing out Cliffs updates in this section anymore, instead, I hope to continually update the Cliffs as soon as possible after events happen, so check it frequently if you want to follow the storyline. Toned down the brightness of the white text on black background by making it more grey, and the piss yellow link colour on black background; I dig the vintage 90s look of the webpage (especially since Genova himself is 90s as fuck), but I have to admit it's quite hard on the eyes, hopefully it's better now. Honest opinion bro, send me an e-mail off camera if you still find the page to be eye rape.

-December 25, 2015: Merry merry hoey hoey Christmas from the Genovapedia!

-December 05, 2015: Wrote a bunch of new cliffs on the aftermath of the Ruby Championships. From now on, I'll try to write cliffs as soon as possible after events happen so that people can check back frequently and keep themselves up to date if they're not able to watch the videos. I also might end the "I'm not Hindenburg Anymore Bro Era" and retroactively put the events after the Ruby in a new era, not sure yet, we'll see how things unfold. It's similar to how the Renaissance wasn't even defined until centuries after it happened. Added YouGottaBeAFreak and DrLiggy to the Fan Buddy Links, the naked Jennifer pic to Coath Andrew's entry in Cast of Characters, the video of Lenny being caught eating a raw egg to his entry, and some sickening new quotes (Jason demanding payment for a shoutout, Black Ice a supplement good for building fat, announcing that he's about to go to the gym tomorrow, and a girl hanging up on Jason after he hit on her).

-November 02, 2015: Order 66 on the Genovapedia for not updating for a month! Added the new section "Fan Buddy Links", updated Will's entry in Cast of Characters with another example of his generosity, updated Nate's entry with his new career as a /competitive eater, new quote where Jason claims to be more powerful than the Pope and the next Zyzz, new quote where Jason tells Mike Chang to shove his six pack short cut abs up his six pack ass, and a new quote where he mocks Vegan Gains for being a "tofu almond man" and a weirdo, then proceeding to break out into a spontaneous Yoda voice. More updates to the Cliff Notes coming later.

-September 26, 2015: Pre-Ruby Championships hype! Wrote some more cliffs on recent developments, as well as retroactively adding the fish cooking video that happened a few months earlier. That really did warrant a mention.

-August 31, 2015: Added the mythical Andrew Collura to Cast of Characters. Anyone unaware of him should definitely go read the entry, this monster may return to World Gym one day. Also added a new quote where Jason claims to be the last aesthetic bodybuilder.

-August 26, 2015: Added a new quote to the main page intro from FitMisc user PublixBagboy, it was just too sickening to pass up. Added Mark to Cast of Characters.

-August 16, 2015: Added Order 66 to the Glossary (yep, these days it's more relevant than ever), Andrew The Trainer to Cast Of Characters and a few new sickening quotes. I don't always put new quotes at the bottom, because some quotes have a theme and go together (quotes about Zyzz, sickening call outs, pissening motivational quotes and so on).

-August 09, 2015: Updated Big Richard and Mike's entries in Cast Of Characters in light of Delray Misfits episode 100. Added the oatmeal burning incident and the crescent kick/palm kick video to Cliffs (both from the My Story Era).

-July 25, 2015: Made some more additions to Cliffs, adding more video links, some screenshots and new developments. I'd really like to work on adding more stuff to the My Story Era, but records from that era are not well preserved.

-July 24, 2015: Opened up the section Genova's Witnesses, the religion of Jason "The Iron Prophet" Genova. I hope that you all take the gospel message within it to heart, and come to understand what it truly means to be a Genova's Witness.

-July 15, 2015: Added video links to most of the events in Cliff Notes.

-July 13, 2015: Updated Big Lenny's entry in Cast of Characters and added, "Big Lenny gets shot with a taser" to Banned Videos. It's tough to keep up with his insanity ...

-July 10, 2015: Added RC aka RZFitnessTV to Cast of Characters. Added the "Calm down Bri" incident to Cliffs. Added the terms Genovaverse/Genovasphere to the Glossary.

-July 04, 2015: Added Mark (from GetFitFast), Sean, Big Jay Masters and Harvey to Cast of Characters. Added Jason's "break" from YouTube, 2 week vacation from the gym after being sponsored and the Craig Titus prison rape collab to Cliffs. Added "Jason Genova pledges allegiance to Satan" and "Jason Genova's sickening Xmas party, 2013!!" to Banned Videos.

-June 28, 2015: Fixed, cleaned up, reformatted and rewrote much of the Cliff Notes and Cast of Characters sections. Will add more historical events to Cliffs as I remember them, and as they happen. Will also add in missing characters such as Big Jay Masters, Mark, Sean. Also hope to add a table of contents eventually for easier navigation. Next on the agenda is re-writing the Genova's Witness religion page, which was lost in the Jason Genova Wiki deletion.

DISCLAIMER: Although most of the information presented on this website is true and backed up by video evidence (especially Cliff Notes), it is not strictly factual and is for entertainment purposes only. Is jus a joke, a funny joke.

Site created and maintained by RoyJonzeJr, Irishbrah and the Genova's Witness church of FitMisc (look for the stickied Jason Genova thread).

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